PLEASE TAKE A MOMENT TO REFLECT ON THE FACT THAT SIRI CAN AND WILL DO THISūüôĆ

metrobussy:

when u boutta prove a bitch how wrong they are

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toinfinityandbeyonce:

MY ANACONDA DONT

laugh-addict:

my mom once told me that writing your feelings down or drawing them out is very therapeutic and relaxing 

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odd-squad:

Here’s some shitty wallpapers. This is my way of apologizing for not posting.

tastefullyoffensive:

Cutie pie. [via]


comedycentral:

2015 is going to be so tight butthole.

[andybovine]

exteriors:

i am the almost empty shampoo bottle in the shower of life


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(Source: untrustyou)

presidentmikasa:

officialheinzdoofenshmirtz:

if u ever feel sad remember that robert englund once took a nap on the set of a nightmare on elm street in full freddy krueger makeup and when he woke up he looked straight into a mirror and scared the shit out of himself

this is the best story

inter-webs:

*sigh* why am i better than everyone

(Source: 6yr)